The "Not Gay Spray"

According to the news site "This is London," there is a new use for a menapausal medical aid. It is testosterone in a can, and evidently when sprayed on younger women, it has the yummy effect of increasing their libido. To guys, that sounds like a pretty good all-around happy spray right on the suface. There is a potential to make more money with this than Bill Gates will ever make. In a lot of cases evidently, a low libido in women can be from low testosterone levels. Once again, the males are nodding their heads and thinking, "Yea, we understand that. When we were teenagers, testosterone gave us the libidoes of sex-starved elephants. This must be a GREAT idea!"

Here is where I say you should always read the fine print. I think you should read the fine print on shampoo bottles and legal agreements and bottle caps if you find it, but when it comes to the chemicals in medicine, it is probably not safe to use even if you DO manage to understand what that stuff can do to you. The article goes on to mention:

"However, The British Society for Sexual Medicine warned that the spray 'should not be seen as a panacea' for low sex drives. 'If a woman takes it when her low libido is not due to low testosterone, it could cause even more problems for her relationship,' a spokesman said. Raising testosterone levels too high could cause beard growth, hair loss, greasy skin and acne, he added."

What?

Now here is a fine picture. Happy lover boy has a brilliant plan. He comes home and sprays down his pretty little wife with the happy spray and overnight he has sasquatch in bed with an increased libido. Greasy skin and acne does not sound like that much of improvement if you ask me. Suddenly his libido is falling through the floor while hers is nuclear powered. A tradeoff made in hell, they have "His and Hers" Gillette III's by the toothbrushes and acne pads. This is like spraying her down with mutant jelly every morning after coffee. I cannot even imagine what the woman would be thinking at this point, except to think his life is probably not worth spit once the blackheads and a mustacio appears. I am thinking a visit to a doctor or therapist has got to be a better idea.